Speak

This book i would have to say is one of the most funny books i have ever read. The topics the author brings up in the story are very funny and believable such as the First 10 Lies That a High School will tell you.

Pages 5-6 of Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

1.We are here to help you.

2. You will have enough time to get to your class before the bell rings.

3. The dress code will be enforced.

4. No smoking is allowed on school ground.

5. Our football team will win the championship this year.

6. We expect more of you here.

7. Guidance councelors are always available to listen.

8.Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.

9. Your locker combination is private.

10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

I am interested to find out how many of theses if any are what a hear at my Freshman Orientation and how many if any are not true.