I met a king today and after telling him who i was and of my great accomplishments i shared with him the story of my cleverness with the cyclopes. I told him how i explored the island of the cyclopes and we were captured by a Cyclopes. Luckily i was able to use my cleverness to escape his grasp with most of my men. I tricked the fool beast by feeding him whiskey and blinding him after he fell asleep. Not only did i do that but i then hid under one of his rams belly to escape his cave, what a genius plan. Unfortunately while escaping i almost got my crew captured while bragging of my success to the beast. I believe the king will now give me the respect that is owed to me.
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